Avanti Vita Studios

Lets get your attention then!

slut / tart / whore / siren / hooker / hustler / prostitute / bimbo / vixen / vamp / tramp / moll / minx / call girl / wench / doxy / nymphomaniac / streetwalker / slapper / working girl / trollop / floozie /slurry / scrubbers .

I'm blooming sexhausted after that lot, right, get on with it.

History has many names for the jezebel of times past, and here is just an introduction to their many titles and honours laid upon them.

Lets get to the point shall we.

Right then, hands up who thinks its funny to abuse a dirty ho, male or female, with a rank offensive insult and an hilarious jest. We all do, that's who. Whats that, your brain box do hurt to think up such fun. Well we have gone to the trouble to avoid for you the pain to your poorsy head to create such upset and bish bash.

See here the full naughty, shocking, rotten, obscene and foul no less, and rude, yes, don't forget rude, jokes and humour. Trash talk with style and without the inconvenience of using your own imagination. Now you can bitch talk with the best of them.

Introducing You Skank, the insult generator and toilet simulator, so realistic you will be glad it doesn't come with working smell capabilities. It is that wicked the shock will make them do a little bit of sick in their mouth, and so good it will make you do a happy fart and perhaps even a little bit of sex wee.

Reviews :

Rude and crude, and that's just me. You Skank app, never f**king heard of it. - Bill Hicks

Teasing tarts! Super, smashing, great, you can't beat a bit of bully. - Jim Bowen's dad.

Pope Beenan Dicked The Turd. - About as innocent as a nun in a cucumber field. We may not be able to still burn the harlots. But this is second best. Praise be.

Mary Whitehouse. - Go git them dirty bitches with some bad ass jive talk, ya hear!

Just right for a vulgar **** with a big fat mouth, just like me. If I was still alive, this app would be my new act. - Bernard Manning.

I never even liked all those slappers anyway, I only chased the sluts because there was no TV or Internet in my day, but Id love this iPhone app If I hadn't of been dead for 211 years. - Casanova, famous strumpet chaser.

Look, slag! I don't give a toss who you have in your bed, but don't you try and run your numbers on me! - Det. Insp. Jack Regan from the The Sweeney, famous hater of slags. Played by Actor John Thaw, who I'm sure would say You Skank is the best iPhone app, if he wasn't dead.

Porno trash meets caviar comedy. It gave me a stiff one. - Fanny Craddock. Dead TV chef.

Marquis de Sade. - I was a philanderer of loose women, if only I could of received brutal criticism for the gross venture in my life by this iPhone app, I wouldn't of ended up spending 13 years in Charenton asylum.

You Skank / Category: Entertainment / Released Sept 11, 2009 / Version: 1:0 / 0.0 MB / Rated 12+